Single female seeks whiny man for shouting matches, hustling and future divorce.
I enjoy smoking, drinking, pornography, Marmite, petty-theft, cake and self-righteous indignation.
I was asked a while ago to list my personal value structures, only to come to the surprising realisation that I have none whatsoever.
I have middling intelligence, but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorising useless statistics and chuckling at my own mean-spirited,...
I enjoy going out with friends and generally having fun I am a laid back person and just enjoy life ;)
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I'm a 'respectable' single mum of 1 ;) well, during the day anyway ;))
I have a very naughty twinkle in my eye that needs to be dealt with lol
No married, sorry :( I just find that it's a complete nightmare trying to fit into that situation!!
Not sure wot else to say.. I'm really easy going, low maintenance :) gsoh.. If u...
Just after a little fun in life.... Nothing heavy and please if you like playing head games move on! I also will NOT play with a married man, no matter how unhappy that marriage is!! What can I say about myself.... Bored housemum and naughty nana that wants a bit of excitement Inbetween the sheets pretty much narrows it down. Somebody that can cum and cum again would be ideal...
Hi guys, just on here for some fun. Xx Can anyone actually show me a really good time xxx I like to do zumba so keep myself fit, love younger guys who never seem to tire xx
Good luck everyone, I'm overweight, good fun, great personality, honest, looking for someone who has no hook ups about me being overweight. Not looking for assholes for one off sex. !
I deserve better!
Hey, I've recently come out of a long relationship so I'm not in the frame of mind to go on dates, but I do have needs, and the needs can only be met by someone I have a connection with - could that be you? I'm a busy girl with a full on career, I work hard but miss the playing harder - I like it hard! I love live...
Hi thanks for stopping by :) Guess i better say a couple of things to see if we have anything in common! Firstly im looking for a FWB who i see on a regular basis looking for quality not quantity though i think everyone says that! Must be kind hearted and down to earth with their glass half full like myself. Looking for late thirties/forties not Mrs Robinson yet! lol....
Hi we are very happy couple just like to spice things up we are looking for a 3 sum a small gangbang and love to have fun with a lady ? . I love sex toys and being drity my partner likes to watch me being bad sometimes Iam a size 16 with big tits size 38 gg love cum on them I can send a photo best times for...
Well, what can I say, I'm passionate about every aspect of my life. I'm a keen equestrian and an ex stripper with a voracious sexual appetite! Looking for my master. Who can rule me but care for me. I'm not a wham, bam kind of girl!
So keepin it short and sweet....
Grown to dislike;
toyboys, lies, one sided selfishness, web cam, roallarcoaster rides, sharks and dolphins( nightmare inducing - please lets not talk about that), Internet buddies...too much virtual stuff, tricks and mind games, farewells, being poorly, migraines, warm beer, ice cream, flashy men with big wallets and no class,sport cars, cricket, lots of cliches, lies (worthy of second mention), the married ones "sigh"
Love...
Hi all,
looking for an older (40+) dominant man, who can be dominant out of the bedroom aswell as in it ,who prefers a younger female, hopefully for regular discreet meets.
Please be aware that I'm unable to do daytime meets, nor do I want to start anything only to find that it is difficult for you to get away from home or that your time is restricted.
those just...
Hi, I'm looking for a smart, intelligent, sexy man with a nice athletic build for clean safe & discreet no strings fun. Anywhere between about 23 and 46 would be nice. A man who is good with his hands & knows how to take his time :-) No married guys or guys with girlfriends please. Message me on here & we'll see where things go from there x
To start this thanks for reading my profile. I am 5'2", blonde and am a curvy size 14 and have been described as voluptuous but I will leave that for you to decide Discretion of major importance, as is time, as i work full time. I enjoy the chat and flirting (of course if there is an attraction), getting to know someone as time goes along. Am looking for one...
Well educated, intelligent and successful Alpha female seeking male equivalent - for good conversation, cocktails, dining out and (x) if the chemistry is there...!! Do only contact me if you have a face picture on your profile - I will not be providing my email contact details...
SINCERE, CHUBBY, BUBBLY,LOVING LADY WANTS FUN AND MAYBE MORE, SO WHY NOT GIVE ME A GO, YOU NEVER KNOW SPARKS MIGHT FLY AND YOU MIGHT EVEN LIKE ME
Hi I'm a divorced mum with two teenagers and I'm looking too have fun with one person NOT numerous people. I am only seeking a man who is single I enjoy nights out as well as cosy nights in. I'm a very tactile person so love touching and kissing. The man I am looking for should definitely like foreplay. If you think you may be what i'm looking for then...
hi there looking to be filmed with some big boys
I am 43years old and single. Would like to meet straight none kinky men for sex, I love passionate sex. I am looking for a long term relationship but in the meantime, I need sex. I do have a high sex drive but can only have sex with men that I am attracted to. I would prefer to meet someone for regular sex rather than a 1 night stand. I...
"Hi I'm a hot, horny, hottie looking for a man to satisfy my voracious sexual appetite, only genuine ppl pls contact me